Hello, my name is Sean Patton. I’m a comedian based in Los Angeles and New York, by way of New Orleans. I began doing standup in the Crescent City and have since performed in comedy clubs across the US and Canada. I’ve also performed at The Melbourne International Comedy Festival (2011), Just for Laughs Chicago (2013), Just for Laughs Toronto (2013), and at Just for Laughs Montreal (2008, 2010, 2012). I’ve appeared on Comedy Central’s ‘Live at Gotham’ (2009), ‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ (2010), and twice on ‘Conan’ (2011, 2013). 2013 also marked the release of my Comedy Central Half Hour. I’ve also been on ‘@midnight’ (2014, 2015) and will be on Season 2 of ‘The Meltdown’ (2015). As for acting, I’ve appeared on IFC’s ‘Maron’ and Comedy Central’s ‘Inside Amy Schumer’.
Those are the things I’ve done that I’m proud of. For a list of things I’ve done that I’m not so proud of, yeah right you ain’t never gonna know that! I love what I do, some of you will too (Thanks!), and some of you will not (Thanks for coming).
This is all I have, and I want to share it with you. Whomever you are.
A supportive family, a loving relationship and kids who adore him, that’s the American Dream. Unless you’re Zach Martina, then it’s a recipe for skepticism and anxiety. Using his sarcastic wit, creative wordplay and a loveable arrogance, Zach brings his big personality to crowds across America as they wonder: “I don’t know what he’s freaking out about, but it’s pretty funny.”
Performing at clubs across the country and at events such as the Oddball Comedy & Curiosity Festival, The World Series of Comedy and the Laugh Your Asheville Off Festival, Zach has had the good fortune to share the stage with the likes of Dave Chappelle, Flight of the Conchords, Hannibal Buress & Rory Scovel. Zach brings an energy all his own and points the finger of blame at every single person; except himself.
Geoffrey Asmus started comedy in 2013 right after graduating college in order to negate six years of studying Religious Studies and History. In a short time Geoffrey won Comedy on State’s “Madison's Funniest Comedian 2015” and Penguin Comedy Club’s “Funniest Person in Iowa 2015,” beating out the guy who invented meth both times.
Shortly thereafter Geoffrey was selected for the ‘New Faces’ showcase at the 2016 Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal and seen by four people on Fox TV’s ‘Laughs.’ He has also been featured at the Bridgetown, Limestone and Boston comedy festivals and has opened for Brian Posehn, Todd Barry, Daniel Sloss and Andrew Santino among others.
Onstage and offstage Geoffrey will not make eye contact, which is a blessing for all.